Things and thoughts brought from disparate sources for no conceivably useful purpose at all.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
(via sammei & himchanspenus)
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
I think I can still see one of your eyes please cover those holes with something
(via sepiacircus & claydols)
How to survive a relationship with a writer
Fucking thank you.
this is awful omg better advice would be to not be in a relationship with a person if they act this way.
you don’t write, do you?
#4. Oh my god, #4. If you looked at my browser history back when I was developing Curulan and his species, you might have me confused with a genetics post-grad student with a minor in military science.
I wouldn’t terribly be into #9, and flowers are fine as long as they’re not roses. You wanna impress me, try snapdragons.
But oh my goodness yes #4. The things I’ve looked up as research. 0_0
My internet history puts me somewhere between “serial killer” and “extremely enthusiastic historical reenactor”
(via sepiacircus & amandaonwriting)
I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
I need to see these movies.
Adding on; if you watch Avengers he’s the only one who really pals around with Bruce Banner—while everyone tiptoes around the “monster,” Tony sticks him with needles, gives him shit about his life choices, and offers him blueberries. People like Tony because he treats everyone like people.
(via sepiacircus & runningawaywithaspaceman)
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333
(chuckle) Loving this to bits.
(via dduane & pumpkinlessidjit)