For Your Consideration

Things and thoughts brought from disparate sources for no conceivably useful purpose at all.
Jan 11 '14


I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

(Source: diamonds-are-only-carbon)

(via arwiin-hawkhauser & diamonds-are-only-carbon)