For Your Consideration

Things and thoughts brought from disparate sources for no conceivably useful purpose at all.
Jan 11 '14

thisismedisappearing:

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

(via yellow-yoshi & thisismedisappearing)